Funny Things to Write in a Wedding Card

What’s the fun without some funny wedding quotes and sayings in a wedding card? The lighter side of life is brought through extremely well, with these funny messages. Take a look:

Let the arguing begin.

The Internet said I should write this.

Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.

Marriage is the process of finding out what form of person your spouse would have really preferred.

Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.

The solution of a content marriage remains a secret.

Yawn – Nature’s way of letting married men available their mouths.

Marriage is not a word; it could be a sentence.

The most dangerous food is wedding cake.

Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.

Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.


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